for the sixth time in seven games the 2003 Detroit Tigers have taken the field and the results have been eerily similar, they’re 1-6.
I’ve reprinted the evidence below. All rights reserved.
- Horrible pitching
- Shitty defense
- Untimely hitting
Perhaps Brad Ausmus can fix the flux capacitor and have the 1984 Tigers show up in Oakland tonight.
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